Damn women drivers

benmack1

benmack1

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Oct 13, 2010
Location
USA
Distracted Driving Incident
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back, she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In allThe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
into my coffee which was
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins.
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers!
 
I hope you sent that inconsiderate bitch the dry cleaning bill.
 
Was she hot?
 
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Didn't I see you,they other day, Driving, with your clipboard & paperwork on the steering wheel, cell phone in your right hand, & calculator, in your left? I just figured your were ordering breakfast & figuring out how many calories, were in it!:fuck-you:
 
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