DANGER DANGER DANGER

[GotWood]

I am a privy to advance information only because I am a first responder. Local government here in Catawba county has found extreme levels of dihydrogen oxide in the public drinking system. DO NOT USE THE PUBLIC WATER TAP

 

[flatblackzj]

dihydrogen oxide???!!! I hear that stuff can be deadly....especially if you hold your head under it long enough

 

[Jeff B]

 

[ManglerYJ]

It's OK.... I'm on private water. None of that public stuff for me with it's hazardous dihydrogen oxide.

 

[RobMcBee]

its not so bad, I use that stuff as a cleaning solution

 

[metalmiles]

Not only that it's filled with floride too. How in the 50 ad 60s they had whole towns die or get sick drone floride poisoning and now it's "sooooo good for you"

 

[metalmiles]

Not only that it's filled with floride too. How in the 50 ad 60s they had whole towns die or get sick drone floride poisoning and now it's "sooooo good for you"

 

[Ron]

dihydrogen oxide ruined one of my rentl houses a few years ago. The crap ate through the floor and everything...scary shit.

 

[Lizooki]

That stuff is strong enough to float a battleship!


Matt

 

[McCracken]

it's got tons of uses if you know what you're doing. One of my favs is as a thinner for latex paints.

 

[GCncsuHD]

It's OK.... I'm on private water. None of that public stuff for me with it's hazardous dihydrogen oxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide has most surely infiltrated your private well also. Beware.

 

[StretchASU]

Yup...no more of that stuff. Im better off drinking beer

 

[ManglerYJ]

Dihydrogen monoxide has most surely infiltrated your private well also. Beware.

WHAT?!?!?! Then what am I to wash down my left handed Whopper with?!?!?

 

[GCncsuHD]

Yup...no more of that stuff. Im better off drinking beer

Beer is even made with the stuff now days, some more than others cough cough Miller Lite.

 

[frankenyoter]

WHAT?!?!?! Then what am I to wash down my left handed Whopper with?!?!?

Wtf is a left handed whopper?!?

 

[mommucked]

Back in the day we actually used to put it in bongs ! crazy

 

[ManglerYJ]

Wtf is a left handed whopper?!?

Several years back Burger King played an April Fools joke announcing the Whopper for left handed people. I guess it was too obscure a reference. And I had such a promising career as a stand up comedian.

 

[ManglerYJ]

 

[UTfball68]

Dihydrogen monoxide has most surely infiltrated your private well also. Beware.

Is diet dihydrogen monoxide safe???

 

[BrianGreen]

Is diet dihydrogen monoxide safe???

I have always wondered why somebody didnt market that stuff. I bet it would sell like crazy!

 

[McCracken]

I have always wondered why somebody didnt market that stuff. I bet it would sell like crazy!

They have but I'm not paying those prices.

 

[jeepinmatt]

I'm exposed to dihydrogen oxide on a regular basis, and it apparently accumlates inside of me and leaks out multiple times a day. I've talked to my doctor about it, and he said its ok as long as it doesn't burn or cause bleeding when it comes out.