DAOTD

I feel like my ad answered literally every question he asked, but then again maybe I’m the DAOTD and not Kenneth?

I suppose I could have used the word “engine” after 460 to give him a little help. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I feel like my ad answered literally every question he asked, but then again maybe I’m the DAOTD and not Kenneth?

I suppose I could have used the word “engine” after 460 to give him a little help. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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How are the elastics on the door panels?
Is there any wear on the brake pedal?
Does it have hubcaps?
What size is the spare tire?
 
I feel like my ad answered literally every question he asked, but then again maybe I’m the DAOTD and not Kenneth?

I suppose I could have used the word “engine” after 460 to give him a little help. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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But seriously, to address his questions:

"does it run": "Starts easy and runs good. "

"does it...drive": To be fair, not specifically addressed, but if it "Starts easy and runs good. " and "Trans shifts good." and "Has a good set of Sailun Terramax HT load range E with plenty of tread." then it seems quite reasonable to assume it actually drives better than half the stuff on Marketplace

"what are its problems": You listed em pretty well, that's basically the last 2/3's of the ad.

"what motor is in it": "460 with C6 transmission. "

"very important with gas as high as it is": Bro, if you're worried about the cost of fuel, buying a 1982 E250 should not be on your radar, regardless of engine size.

"i would really like to know i'm interested": Only he can know if he is interested. That's not your decision. :laughing:
 
I feel like my ad answered literally every question he asked, but then again maybe I’m the DAOTD and not Kenneth?

I suppose I could have used the word “engine” after 460 to give him a little help. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I'd have to go over to AI translate and ...

Fansels binne jo te ûnbekwaam om de beskriuwing te lêzen of te lui om jo der soargen oer te meitsjen. Dit auto is te goed foar ien fan jo kaliber. Lit asjebleaft in voicemail achter en ik sil derfoar soargje dat it gau wiske wurdt. Tankewol foar jo omtinken.

Translated:
Obviously you are too inept to read the description or too lazy to bother. This vehicle is too good for someone of your caliber. Please leave a voicemail and I'll be sure that it is swiftly deleted. Thank you for your considerations.
 
But seriously, to address his questions:

"does it run": "Starts easy and runs good. "

"does it...drive": To be fair, not specifically addressed, but if it "Starts easy and runs good. " and "Trans shifts good." and "Has a good set of Sailun Terramax HT load range E with plenty of tread." then it seems quite reasonable to assume it actually drives better than half the stuff on Marketplace

"what are its problems": You listed em pretty well, that's basically the last 2/3's of the ad.

"what motor is in it": "460 with C6 transmission. "

"very important with gas as high as it is": Bro, if you're worried about the cost of fuel, buying a 1982 E250 should not be on your radar, regardless of engine size.

"i would really like to know i'm interested": Only he can know if he is interested. That's not your decision. :laughing:

I clarified that the 460 is a big block v8 engine and then reposted the ad word for word. I didnt feel the need to walk him through the process of how to infer that it’s running and driving. At best he’s probably just going to say “$2000 cash today” like he’s doing me a huge favor offering that lol.
 
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