There's a road in Lewisville that has three roundabouts within a quarter mile of each other, but two of them have nothing but embossed decorative "brick" in the middle. I can just about plow straight through them. Sometimes I pretend I'm trying to follow the blacktop, just because I like to feel the truck lean. I feel like I've influenced the locals, though. Most folks seem to hit those pretty hot, so you have to watch your 9:00 for a good ways before launching into the circle. All in all, they're not too bad, but there's still so many people who can't get it through their heads that you don't stop at the entrance unless you absolutely have to. 
This happens in Fayetteville. I live 5 miles north of the city limits. Speed limit 55 in the country two lane roads. Then it goes to five lanes with center turn. Just before the city limit there's a school zone 35. then back to 55. At the city limit by the Goodyear plant a mile later it drops to 50. Half mile from that another 35 mph school zone. Then 50 for a few miles with 19 stop lights synchronized red til work.At least they're kind enough around here to provide me with a low, sloped curb (if any curb at all) to drive over. I'm usually already doing 5-10 over the posted speed limit, and I don't like to slow down if I don't have to. Big Yukon. Gas and brakes are expensive, so I like to carry as much inertia with me as possible. At least, that's my excuse!
My favorite driver right now, though, is the one who pays no attention to anything around them, including speed limit signs. I have a stretch between me and Rural Hall where it goes from 55 to 25 to 35 to 50 all within a mile or less. You get behind that one ass who's going 40 in the 55. Enters the 25 and they speed up to 35 or 40, and maintain that through all the other zones, too. They have one way to drive, and you should just get used to it.
You beat me to my own quote
The good ol monospeeder. That was 2 years ago, good memory 
They put some of those in in Fayetteville. Left lane goes inside circle then goes 270* around to exit, right lane entering goes straight through or 90* around to exit from outer lane. They're also way to small, like can't take a truck and trailer through small. The only way no one has died yet is its only 25 MPH speed limit around them. I've found its best to hang back and let the idiots fight it out, or get in front of everyone and not slow down if you don't want to wreck.
Me and Tonya went to Ruby Tuesdays the other day for lunch and we were seated beside two EMT's.About half thru the meal some SUV came rollin in w some kid on top of it,Im sure they were from the Community College across the street.I looked over at the EMT's and told them their next patient had arrived.He said it wouldnt be the first or the last.
