That sh"t wouldn't have left my shop. End of story. No sir. I refuse to hack anything. If YOU request a hack against industry recommendations, you're leaving with no invoice and no charge, because you're not going to come back on me when it screws up on you down the road. I absolutely refuse to hack anything safety related. Other things I may let slide, but that's the case where I'm not going to charge and you say I did that work? What invoice do you have to prove it? I will not charge or invoice anything that is not repaired to my satisfaction. I know you jest in posting it, but some of us are more sensitive about our names being attached to work that was never touched by us.
Shall i?
<Voice person="Greta">"How dare you!"</voice>
Sorry if it was entirely in jest, my personality doesn't accommodate being mostly serious, so don't take offense.