uglyjeepoffroad
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- Mar 20, 2005
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- Hickory, NC
This struck me as funny, hope you enjoy.
>The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
>Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know
>that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
>chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
>shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
>this job. Take your wife, and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
>out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
>agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
>instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
>the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
>crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
>sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I
>had to beat him to death with the chair."
>The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
>Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know
>that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
>chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
>shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
>this job. Take your wife, and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
>out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
>agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
>instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
>the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
>crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
>sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I
>had to beat him to death with the chair."
