From the "you won't believe this" file

[ponykilr]

Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

 

[kaiser715]

From the same site:

Arkansas Man Arrested For "Pimping Beavers" On Craigslist Out Of Dirty Motel

You be the judge.

 

[BrianGreen]

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle » Daily headlines

 

[Fabrik8]

You do know that it's a fake news site, right?

 

[RatLabGuy]

You do know that it's a fake news site, right?

ssssh, let them just keep believing

 

[mommucked]

From the same site:

Arkansas Man Arrested For "Pimping Beavers" On Craigslist Out Of Dirty Motel

You be the judge.

...Bubba teef

 

[Riddle]

You do know that it's a fake news site, right?

Thanks for ruining my day

 

[jeepinmatt]

Fake news based on likely situations though, so lets just run with it