- Joined
- Mar 19, 2005
- Location
- Raleigh
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business.
2. She was my wife.
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business.
2. She was my wife.
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
