spykosshow
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- Joined
- Oct 13, 2005
- Location
- Raleigh, NC
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
One year ago, drank all of the beer, than turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would
have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
One year ago, drank all of the beer, than turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would
have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.