There was this one time I was at a pizza buffet...one of those where the salad and pizza bar are merged, but the flipping salad was at the beginning. Now I'm a big ol boy and don't need any of that stinkin green stuff. But all the skinnies in there were taking their sweet ass time, picking through the tomatoes, measuring out their dressing. Then they were lolly gagging trying to decide which one slice of pizza they wanted. Since they're all about the size of my thigh, I understand why they don't understand the anticipation of a big guy at a buffet. Since I believe in no cutsies, I waited...but it was hard.
#thestruggleisreal