This is pure perfection, right down to the price tag. I'll have the wife drive the Panamera down to South Park Mall and get some. I can't wait to show up to Lowe's on the weekend with them.
Let's not kid ourselves though, if these were sub-$100, and were sold next to a rack of Case/CAT/Deere/etc shirts, every flatbiller in town would have some. I wonder how they look with white sunglasses?
I wouldn't be surprised if someone starts accusing Nordstroms of some type of cultural appropriation.
No. No one wants actual dirt, because actual dirt is dirty. It's the illusion of dirt without the dirtiness of actual dirt that is the marketing genius here.
We'd better go to different Lowe's then. I paid too much for these pants to look like someone else. It's like two girls wearing the same dress to the party, and you don't want that drama.
