Guam is gonna tip over!

kaiser715

kaiser715

Doing hard time
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[Not political -- just pointing out idiocy]

Dumbazz...



And this guy makes 174k a year as a Congressman.
 
Wow! I need to move to Guam and run for congres.
 
as stated in the other thread....i admire the composure maintained my the the Amdiral he was speaking too.
 
BigRedB2 said:
as stated in the other thread....i admire the composure maintained my the the Amdiral he was speaking too.
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uh yeah! I would have laughed my a$$ off right there in that chair and still continued as I was rolling around on the floor nearing the point of wetting my pants :lol:
 
Being the smart-a$$ I am, I'd have had to run with that ball.....

"Well, you see Mr. Distiquished Senator, we've already accounted for the additional weight of the personnel and vehicles on the island with Foundational Undersea Buoyancy Adding Rigs (F.U.B.A.R.'s) for such an event. As the population increases and decreases, hot air expelled from areas such as this building can be added to provide additional buoyancy as needed. When military personnel leaves the island, pressure can be releived by the use of a needle valve located somewhere near your cerebral cortex."
 
ManglerYJ said:
Being the smart-a$$ I am, I'd have had to run with that ball.....
"Well, you see Mr. Distiquished Senator, we've already accounted for the additional weight of the personnel and vehicles on the island with Foundational Undersea Buoyancy Adding Rigs (F.U.B.A.R.'s) for such an event. As the population increases and decreases, hot air expelled from areas such as this building can be added to provide additional buoyancy as needed. When military personnel leaves the island, pressure can be releived by the use of a needle valve located somewhere near your cerebral cortex."
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Well said, I think you should thier senator!
 
You just can't make this stuff up!
 
Every watch the movie called Idiocracy? It's a true story.
 
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