Hey Frozen... F*** You!

McCracken

McCracken

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I think everyone has been in some shape or form forced to hear/see/experience this BS. Now here comes Christmas and what do all little girls want? F'ing Frozen. I think the biggest pile of horse:poop: is that damn castle. $99 for some plastic Chinese hunk of dump that doesn't really do anything special. Hell I remember some Castle Grayskull badassness and some other thing with some claw thing and slime. This crap does nothing but folds out into a imaginary wasteland. "Elsa sits on her throne and Anna can comb her hair at her vanity" WHOOPITY F'ING DO!!!!! :flipoff:

Thanks for the vent time. Btw, does anyone have said castle or Flipeez Anna (nevermind. just found the Flipeez and ordered it. I still need the castle though)?

edit: I'm serious. I need that damn Frozen Castle. Hook me up.


 
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Pay up, it is part of being a parent, lol.
 
Blaze said:
No one wants a sandy vagina for Christmas.


Because apparently a lot of people here already have them.
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My vag is silky smooth hoss.
 
Hey, I had to go see Frozen on ice at the coliseum. Do you know how many hundreds of little girls running around dressed like Elsa there was? Mine was one of them.
The plus side were some of those skater girls were hot. Downside is that crap cost an arm and a leg. Made my little girl happy as could be though.

This Frozen stuff is an epidemic. My little girl goes around screaming the "let it go" song to the top of her lungs, hourly.
 
Y'all people need to drink more during the holidays......

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77GreenMachine said:
Hey, I had to go see Frozen on ice at the coliseum. Do you know how many hundreds of little girls running around dressed like Elsa there was? Mine was one of them.
The plus side were some of those skater girls were hot. Downside is that crap cost an arm and a leg. Made my little girl happy as could be though.

This Frozen stuff is an epidemic. My little girl goes around screaming the "let it go" song to the top of her lungs, hourly.
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Mine's got the alarm clock that blasts it.
 
sgtbriangreen said:
I actually like that movie. And Tangled. Helluva lot better than watcing Finding Nemo 500,000,000,000,000.234867654 times.
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you shut your dirty whore mouth. that poor crippled boy lost his entire family!! do you even know what it feels like to grow up without a mother only to be snatched away by peddlers of death. Darla was going to kill him!! You have no soul if that tale of a father's love doesn't stir the kind of raw emotion that only a clown fish can deliver. I bid you good day sir and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
My little girl has a Frozen dress and all. She goes around the house singing the the all the songs. She is happy and that is what is important to me.

If it wasn't Frozen, it would be something else.
 
There are a two things that I'd never miss.....

1- The term "bae" I hate that word and most people that use it.

2- Anything dealing with the movie "Frozen"
 
McCracken said:
you shut your dirty whore mouth. that poor crippled boy lost his entire family!! do you even know what it feels like to grow up without a mother only to be snatched away by peddlers of death. Darla was going to kill him!! You have no soul if that tale of a father's love doesn't stir the kind of raw emotion that only a clown fish can deliver. I bid you good day sir and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Ok, you got me on the plot. BUT when you have watched it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, it gets old.



Still like the seagulls. I use their lines all the time.
 
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