how to get rid of a tele-marketer

Before we got on the Do Not Call List, I used to do this with people. My best was carpet cleaners and septic tank guys. How to remove stains after a Porno movie taping and how is the best way to remove condoms from the septic tank after a porno movie taping. Most of the time they would hang up and never bother me again
 
I always try to be nice ...... once.

Then I try to sell them stuff!:lol:


Matt
 
check out the wife prank gone wrong on the similar links....
 
JeepURE said:
i've heard that before. tom mabe is hilarious! bob & tom - not so much. they laugh too much into the mic. ah ah a ha ha hah aha ha ha ha ha.

prank calls are funny

:lol:
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laugh track.....stuck in the 80s...

they are both ancient.
 
once had a lady call selling grave plots. I told her I had lost my job, wife and forclousure was next. I had prayed for a sign and she was my angel of death. She told me it would be OK and blah, blah, blah. While listening to her I took the shot-gun and fired it off in the air and dropped the phone. 15 min later 2 county cops were at my door. After explaining what happened they just laughed and asked me to call the telemarketers back, but I said:flipoff2:, they called me!
 
In college we had tons of fun with telemarketers. One called a friend trying to get him to sign up for a credit card. When they asked his occupation, he said "I'm a cat hunter. I catch cats and sell them to chinese restaurants." Then he yells "there goes a Siamese, I got to go, they pay double for those!!!" and hangs up the phone.
 
Thats hilarious! I think the funniest part was when he said he was calling the Littletown Police Dept to send them to his address and the telemarketer freaked out but Mabe told him "Dont worry, its just a formality."
 
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