I’ve been living a lie

[UTfball68]

Shoving some of my wife’s stuff into a duffle bag and I’m not sure who she even is any more. I assume there’s a 12 step program for this and admission is the first step to recovery??? I never thought I’d see the day these would be under my roof.

 

[RHSCTJ]

The picture makes it look they are very different sizes but then I saw what you were after. I know a good lawyer...

 

[Chris_Keziah]

I hear @Jody Treadway knows the proper steps to acceptance

 

[McCracken]

My wife has them but I knew that. She puts out on a regular basis so I'm going to keep her for a little while.

 

[UTfball68]

My wife has them but I knew that. She puts out on a regular basis so I'm going to keep her for a little while.

I have proof my wife put out twice...not sure that wipes this slate clean though.

 

[jcramsey]

Looks like you're at the hospital waiting on a baby? Should be the perfect time to tell her you're disappointed in her choice of footwear.

 

[jeepin' jen]

Ooohhhhh those are cute!!!

 

[technologyteacher]

I think the first step is to admit the shoes are really yours

 

[trailhugger]

I found the loafers/flats to be too hot but the sandals are wonderfully dignified!

 

[UTfball68]

Looks like you're at the hospital waiting on a baby? Should be the perfect time to tell her you're disappointed in her choice of footwear.

Good eye sir...she’s doped up and passed out...keeping myself entertained.

 

[trailhugger]

Best wishes for mom and baby!

 

[UTfball68]

I think the first step is to admit the shoes are really yours

(Best Joe Dirt voice) No way man...I’m a Sperry’s guy through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite models and colors...

 

[jcramsey]

Good eye sir...she’s doped up and passed out...keeping myself entertained.

Congrats to you both! Hope it goes smooth for momma!

 

[Jody Treadway]

I hear @Jody Treadway knows the proper steps to acceptance

Everybody talks trash about Thornbirds till they make it further up the trail than your own tires do.