I <3 My Wife

McCracken

McCracken

Logan Can't See This
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Jul 9, 2005
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With your mom at a nice seafood dinner
So I'm cruising yesterday and I see this sticker on the back of a guy's truck. My first thought was, "well, good for you." Then my next thought was, "what's the point of putting that on your ride?" Are you trying to fend off whores or other ladies with questionable morals or are you trying to convince your wife you're not out laying pipe on the side? I mean, seriously.

Wife - Hey honey, where you going?
Husband - Down to the uh, uh pool hall and hang with the guys.
Wife - Are you sure, you're not going to plow that old whore down on Main Street?
Husband - Are you serious? Did you even see the sticker I put on my black Ford Ranger. It repels whores, honey. You know this.
Wife - Yeah, you're right. Have fun.
 
I guess it's a nice thought, but I don't get it either. Even my wife thinks they are stupid.

I'm gonna get one printed up that says:
I <3 YOUR Wife
 
I would bet the wife put it back there...

On several occasions I have thought about cutting out some stickers that say "I am a whore" or something like that and putting them on some local ladies vehicles, but I always decide I would feel bad... haha
 
XJfreakHO said:
I would bet the wife put it back there...

On several occasions I have thought about cutting out some stickers that say "I am a whore" or something like that and putting them on some local ladies vehicles, but I always decide I would feel bad... haha
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You gotta call it like you see it.

shawn said:
I blame the Promise Keepers.
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I have no idea what that is. I'm assuming they've pledged to keep their promises :flipoff2:
 
Jody Treadway said:
My Ranger's charcoal, not black. Jerk.
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Kinda like the other day when I called a guy a douchebag and I was told that's not true. I had to clarify myself and stated instead, "you're right, he's not a douchebag he's just a bag full of douche."
 
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