I am.....redhead!

XJsavage

XJsavage

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Just for fun....:D

Redhead (n), a Caucasian person of Irish or Scottish decent.
There's a lot of myth surrounding the infamous redhead. I, XJsavage, am one. My red beard, blonde hair, fully ambidextrous ( born left handed) abilities, pale skinned and blue eyes are a tell tale indicator of the savagery that is in my DNA. I am what's known as a day-walker.
For a redhead, we find ourselves to be trigger-happy, edgy, witty and passionate; willing to fight to the death for our families, friends and loved ones. All too often we get pushed to the edge of insanity by something seemingly trivial. We have the tendency to be able to split hydrogen atoms with just our stare alone. We are not without soul, likewise, we have the strongest form of soul known to man. Chuck Norris himself writes a checklist of "20 things NOT to do in front of a redhead", and sticks to it.

10 warnings about Redheads – The Circular
I know I'm not the only one. Post up if you can relate!
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Loganwayne said:
My dad and sister are red heads. They some crazy sobs and real ass holes.


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I have some family members from way back that still live in Winsborro SC (the Wilson family ((owners of Wilson's automotive))) that are so damn ruthless that even I don't associate with them.
 
XJsavage said:
I have some family members from way back that still live in Winsborro SC (the Wilson family ((owners of Wilson's automotive))) that are so damn ruthless that even I don't associate with them.
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I don’t speak to my sister except at family functions. She’s only out for herself and has screwed me and my parents. But my dad is the same way she is. I just try to side step both of them the best I can.

For what it’s worth I have a red beard and looking at my family history I’m gonna have red head twins


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Loganwayne said:
I don’t speak to my sister except at family functions. She’s only out for herself and has screwed me and my parents. But my dad is the same way she is. I just try to side step both of them the best I can.

For what it’s worth I have a red beard and looking at my family history I’m gonna have red head twins


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Be proud of it! We are a rarity! :beer:
 
I am.... sort of a redhead mutt.
Hair on my face is a reddish in the beard and chin, lighter brown on the upper lip, and getting nice big grey patches on the cheeks. But generally classified as reddish. Head hair is a mix of red and light brown, with an increasing % of grey. So, yeah, wtfever that makes me.
Missed the green eyes due to a freak phenotypic expression of ocular albinism that netted me brown eyes and shitty vision

But I'm definitely the wilder of my generation, my brother has straight black hair and is a boring-ass straight-laced engineer type. Yeah, that's right, you engineers and your calculations....
My mom, her dad, and her nieces (my cousins) were/are all classic redheads, and definitely out-of-the-box thinkers and social deviants of their time.
 
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Looking all tard but yep , that's me, redhead and blue eyed, rarest combo there is. Dads DNA was Irish, scandinavia
 
Carpets match the curtains and every hair in between lol. Every generation has red in it on both my mom and dad’s side. Dad’s side is all Danish. Moms side is Hollandar Dutch. Eyes bounce from blue to brown. I got caught in the middle with hazel. Sister is red hair brown eyes. Dad is red / blue. Grandfather red/ hazel.
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I am gingerbeard man!
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Big little toot has strawberry blonde hair and brown eyes. Little big toot looks like he's gonna have red hair and blue eyes. I like to tell my wife the lab screwed up and the big one ain't mine!
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I was standing in front of a mirror just this morning and thought to myself, "Good Lord, I'm one white ass cracka...".
The struggle is real. I spend all freaking summer getting all "tanned" up just for it to wear off in a matter of weeks once the weather cools off. :(
 
Somebody needs to sticky this thread so all we web wheelers know what we look like... ;-)

Oh, I knew a redhead once. Married to the crazy bitch for over 25 years... thank God that's over.
 
Actually I think my boy might be soulless as well. It might turn into strawberry blonde but we’re prepared for the worst.


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yager said:
Does you hair turn gray ? :)
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If I get the hair genes from my mom, not at all. Her and all four siblings are very red. She didn't get her first gray hair until 62 or so, but around that time she was also recovering from all the chemo/radiation treatments so that was a factor.
 
Atla said:
Geez... Even the stinking gingers grow better beards than me.

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No need to be jealous, it's one of our talents. We can also use them to scratch off paint.
 
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