I am so mean

UncleWillie

UncleWillie

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I had a guy come over this weekend to but the bucket seats out of the SCM (SuperCustomModified)Blazer. Guy looked like a drugged Chris Farley with long shaggy hair. He had on pants that were 3 sizes too small for him and had half his ass hanging out. After about 20 minutes of him screwing around removing the seats I sent the wife a text to let the dogs out of the house. They were both so excited to be outside they ran right to me and didn't realize the guy was there the guy was so retarded he didn't know they were out. Diesel - the 120 pound Great Pyrenees German Shepard mix - saw that the door to the Blazer was open and stuck his head in. When he saw the guy he barked. I thought I was gonna have a sunroof in the Blazer the guy jumped up so hard. I nearly choked to death trying to not laugh.
 
Warbeast, I'm upset you did'nt video this. A big goofy guy trying to wrestle the seats out of the "Super Custom Modified S10 Blazer" would have been hilarious I'm sure, w your colorfull comentary!, just like the OP you did,...... PS did you see the youtube vid I mentioned in the SCMS10 thread? that S10 looked just like the one you have, same color and some "Custom" graphics on the back glass, did a wheelstand about 100'or more. You could show someone and brag about it's past life as a winning dragster!!!
 
I call BS.


















Your scales are off, cause if Diesel weighs 120lbs he's got an eating disorder! I can vouch for the fact that the pups have a mean bark, Sarge has run a couple off that he didn't know (if THEY only knew how big of a baby he is). You should have charged the guy for the dent he put in the roof of the SCM S10
 
I say 120 because that is what he was last time we hoisted him up on the scales. He was actually one of the smaller pups. I would love to know how big Dozer is now.


No videos because it was pitch black outside and we only had one tiny flashlight. At most you would have seen the light fall to the ground.
 
mommucked said:
Warbeast, I'm upset you did'nt video this. A big goofy guy trying to wrestle the seats out of the "Super Custom Modified S10 Blazer" would have been hilarious I'm sure, w your colorfull comentary!, just like the OP you did,...... PS did you see the youtube vid I mentioned in the SCMS10 thread? that S10 looked just like the one you have, same color and some "Custom" graphics on the back glass, did a wheelstand about 100'or more. You could show someone and brag about it's past life as a winning dragster!!!
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I saw that video. If this truck had an engine like that one you would have seen a much different video about the SCM Blazer.
 
lol, I meant an OVER eating disorder. I weighed Sarge a couple weeks ago (picked him up and stood on bathroom scales), and he was @ 100lbs, I figure that is +/- 5lbs. He nibbles at his food (we keep his bowl full), he probably eats 3-4 cups a day, plus some leftovers. If Diesel weighs 120 he's gotta be huge! You've got me wanting to take Sarge to the vet to put him on a good set of scales...

The people you gave Dozer to had to give him away, I SOOO wish my parents could have gotten him from you, Sarge has turned out to be a GREAT dog.

You will have to put a video camera and coax Chris Farley into coming back!
 
I know last time we weighed him at the pet store he was 110 and that was a couple of months ago. He is a huge hunk of muscle. You should see him and Carmel tearing up the back yard. He is a good 30 inches tall at the shoulder and is solid as a log.
 
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