I am the great Cornholio!

[jeepinmatt]

I need TP for my bunghole!

Actually, I need TP for everyones bunghole! (at the office). Our shipping guy has been ordering the Uline stuff for years, and it's not great (too abrasive). Charmin is too dusty and leaves specks. Tried AngelSoft and got a couple complaints. What's the hot ticket? Cottonelle? Scott? Assmaster 5000?

 

[JSJJ388]

Cottenelle ultra strong here. If your ass is abrasive enough that it's shredding TP, maybe go get that looked at lol.


In all seriousness, Cintas is who does ours at work. Typical single ply crap that's just adequate.

 

[DirkaDirka875]

I'm pretty sure the wife buys Scott for our trailerhold. I like it, its tough yet gentle on my gentlest of areas....

 

[Noel]

Has the fancy wavy cut. Makes me feel bougie at work. But somehow we inherited some chuck norris Scott tp Under that last pack. It’s rough, tough, and won’t take shit off anyone.

 

[CasterTroy]

Scott=John Wayne paper; Rough, tough, won't take shit off of anybody

 

[mbalbritton]

permanent solution

https://www.amazon.com/Loupusuo-Sprayer-Operation-Tankless-Display/dp/B0CGXMCZF1/ref=asc_df_B0CGXMCZF1/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693773409271&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17997332387395785725&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1015086&hvtargid=pla-2203986012189&psc=1&mcid=be001e802c723bef93184779d70c7324

 

[drkelly]

Kirkland brand from Costco

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-bath-tissue-2-ply-380-sheets-30-rolls.product.100645583.html

 

[justjeepin86]

This from Sams Club.

Member's Mark Ultra Premium 2-Ply Toilet Paper 45 rolls, 235 sheets/roll - Sam's Club

Buy Member's Mark Ultra Premium 2-Ply Toilet Paper 45 rolls, 235 sheets/roll : Toilet Paper at SamsClub.com

www.samsclub.com

 

[Blaze]

Whatever you find, please tell the people who run our office. I'm pretty sure ours is just compressed sawdust.

 

[highcj5]

The Sam’s club stuff. I’m picky on my TP and I like it and the price.

 

[Bebop]

Only the finest Indian silk for my sensitive bunghole.

 

[Noel]

This from Sams Club.

Member's Mark Ultra Premium 2-Ply Toilet Paper 45 rolls, 235 sheets/roll - Sam's Club

Buy Member's Mark Ultra Premium 2-Ply Toilet Paper 45 rolls, 235 sheets/roll : Toilet Paper at SamsClub.com

www.samsclub.com

That’s our go to at home. With a wife and 2 girls we go through it. I was always against having 500 rolls in bulk til having kids lol

 

[Croatan_Kid]

I get the Amazon stuff. I usually buy a box the size of a standard coffee table and reorder every other year.

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Brand-Presto-308-Sheet-Ultra-Strong/dp/B074CR89PR

 

[Andy J.]

Kirkland brand from Costco

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-bath-tissue-2-ply-380-sheets-30-rolls.product.100645583.html

X2. The Goldilocks of TP.

 

[justjeepin86]

Kirkland brand from Costco

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-bath-tissue-2-ply-380-sheets-30-rolls.product.100645583.html

This is what we used for years, but like the Sams Club stuff better.

 

[No fries]

This is what we used for years, but like the Sams Club stuff better.

We have Costco at work and Sam's at home, I prefer Costco but Sam's does its job. I'd say Kirkland brand is les "dusty" and Sam's is a bit more abrasive but I wouldn't complain about either.

 

[UTfball68]

 

[DSM Turbos]

Another joy of working from home, no shitty office tp!

Kirkland brand is good and almost as good as the charmin ultra soft

 

[1-tonmudder]

Charmin is too dusty and leaves specks.

Do you have a bunghole inspector or somethin???

 

[mommucked]

The TP where I work is so thin you can see through it. You have to pull about 4 or 6 foot' every time you wipe and wipe 5 or 8 wipes to get the job !

 

[Croatan_Kid]

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Nah...you gotta do dry-wet-pat dry. You can't just hose it ALL off. Bidets ARE a game changer though. Nothing like getting your spring goose early from a shot of warm water on the ol' fart box!

It also blows my mind that so many people are so weirded out by the thought of using them

 

[CasterTroy]

wipe 5 or 8 wipes to get the job !

Random fact: It takes 7 wipes to know you only needed 6

 

[jeepinmatt]

Do you have a bunghole inspector or somethin???

Ever have toddlers? You learn things.

 

[Wes]

Y’all wipe? Pssh. Wussies

 

[McCracken]

Charmin Ultra mega roll 5000 ass master deluxe #1