I Believe, but.....

kaiser715 said:
But what happens if Jesus appears before us on Easter morning this weekend, and exclaims "April Fools!!!"?

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Well...they thought he was dead....and then he came back on Sunday, so it's pretty much the ultimate April Fools prank. Right?
 
Don't know about y'all, but I'm going to be ducking for cover this weekend... I know I've got a better chance of hitting the Powerball than having a piece of Chinese space shit land on my head, but stranger things have happened.

But that would be funny, too - the Man show up and be like.."Ha! Gotcha!"
 
He'll probably miraculously appear standing in my flower garden, walk up when I'm working on the Jeep, and say... "Dude, you ain't done yet!?"
 
Wes said:
I hope that Chinese space crap lands right on top of my 5.4 F150. With me not in it of course. It needs plugs and I’d rather it get blown up than have to deal with extracting eight broken plugs.
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Sorry, I'm installing magnets to the top of my house to bring it in! For $200 you can park my driveway
 
Wes said:
I hope that Chinese space crap lands right on top of my 5.4 F150. With me not in it of course. It needs plugs and I’d rather it get blown up than have to deal with extracting eight broken plugs.
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It's a Ford, if you want it to blow up just drive it up a slight hill, or into the wind. I thought the plugs on the 5.4 came out on their own?
 
NC_IslandRunner said:
It's a Ford, if you want it to blow up just drive it up a slight hill, or into the wind. I thought the plugs on the 5.4 came out on their own?
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Some do. Some dont come out at all [emoji23]

Seriously the lisle tool makes short work 99.9% of the time. Quickly enough that i don't care if they break or not at work.

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Wes said:
I hope that Chinese space crap lands right on top of my 5.4 F150. With me not in it of course. It needs plugs and I’d rather it get blown up than have to deal with extracting eight broken plugs.
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Replacing the plugs in a 5.4 is actually very easy.

Just pull the engine, pull the heads, swap plugs , reinstall heads , replace engine.

See, simple as can be.....
 
Too bad it's not a federal holiday....
 
I am partially disappointed in this thread. Jesus came, lived a sinless humble life, then gave that life to us in a ultimate act of humility so we could be with our heavenly father one day in eternity. Jesus is the key, or the door that allows that to happen. Believe or don't, Jesus Christ came and died for our sins and overcame death, so that we can all do the same. Resurrection Sunday they called it at church today. Without his sacrifice, we are all just sinners worthy of the hell we deserve. Thank God I have the blood of Jesus to cover my sinful nature.
 
^^ I am with you there. But the Lord gave us a sense of humor, too, for a reason.

Just as long as nobody posts about pouring maple syrup over a Jesus statue in this thread, we'll be OK.
 
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