I don't think it's fair to call that a burnout

jeepinmatt

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I like jalopnik but fuck those lib fags rustle my jimmies
 
I like jalopnik but fuck those lib fags rustle my jimmies
I’ve always wanted to take one of these snowflake homos out for a weekend with me and my boys and watch their reactions. Shoot some guns, drink some beer/shine, kill something to eat, maybe go to the old drag strip that’s unsafe as hell, take a piss/shit outside, ride the four wheeler 10 miles down a 2 lane highway with people waving like it’s no big deal, and so on.... let em see what they’re missing.
 
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I’ve always wanted to take one of these snowflake homos out for a weekend with me and my boys and watch their reactions. Shoot some guns, drink some beer/shine, kill something to eat, have unprotected sex with multiple opposite sex partners, maybe go to the old drag strip that’s unsafe as hell, take a piss/shit outside, ride the four wheeler 10 miles down a 2 lane highway with people waving like it’s no big deal, and so on.... let me see what they’re missing.

FIFY
 
I had a hopped up fox body in high school. No one wheel peels for me. I had a two tire fryer. This is back when burnouts were an important part of my day and social status.
I was known for speed-bump-to-speed-bump burnouts when leaving my high school in the afternoon. My Dad owned a body shop/tire store. I went through lots of used rear tires on my 76 Trans Am. You could see the marks I left in the speed bumps 10 years later. I would put my rear tires on the bump, power brake and get them smoking, then hold it to the next bump.

I was an idiot, lol.

But people still remember me for that, 30 years later.
 
Thats a pretty pathetic "burn out" but also has to be one of the dumbest cops in the country lol.
 
And I'm still sitting here in awe that a C63 AMG doesn't have a limited slip rear diff.
 
I was the guy I high school who could never do a burnout. 79 J10 360 with quadratrac. The mustangs couldn’t beat me from 0-60 though.
 
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