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[GotLime?]

A dealership I have never been to sent me an appointment confirmation email this morning.

My reply:
I will be there at 6:30 am, Saturday October 22nd. I will have my mother-in-law, her cockatoo and my daschund puppy with me in my Winnebago. Will we all be able to test drive the 1987 Honda CRX Si?

You will be bringing donuts, correct? My mother-in-law likes spriinkle donuts, her bird likes coconut donuts, I like lemon filled and I'm not sure about my new puppy yet. Just bring a variety for him and we'll see what he likes.

If you have any employees named Larry, please advise them that the bird frequently says "Fuck you Larry!!" Evidently Mr Yum Yum came from a home where the wife verbally abused her husband and the bird picked up some of her bad habits.

Thanks,
Chris

 

[Blaze]

 

[trailhugger]

LMAO....

Thanks for that.

 

[UncleWillie]

Good lawd why would you even joke about bringing your mother in law anywhere. That is just too horrible.

 

[GotLime?]

Good lawd why would you even joke about bringing your mother in law anywhere. That is just too horrible.

I lost my mother-in-law in the divorce so it's no big deal to me.

 

[drkelly]

LOL! That is awesome.

 

[GubNi]

So I'm guessing the 6:30 am part is the joke? lol

 

[Your Hot Dog Guy!]

I like it!

 

[Bullardbs]

Nice let us know if they respond

 

[Reid]

HAHAHA

 

[Copasetic]

Nice let us know if they respond

This. I'd love to see the reply.

 

[Ray VanBuren]

Good lawd why would you even joke about bringing your mother in law anywhere. That is just too horrible.

Do ya'll know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?


















Outlaws are wanted.

 

[Dylan W.]

It might be asking a little much for them to bring a variety for the pup...just sayin, that may be over the top

 

[GotLime?]

It might be asking a little much for them to bring a variety for the pup...just sayin, that may be over the top

Should I have just asked for some snausages for him?

No reply.

 

[nctom]

If you were a decent man you would have warned them about the dog's explosive diarrea after eating. We think it's hookworms cause the Mother in law has 'em too. She wears depends so we are covered there.

 

[trailhugger]

Every so often I'm reminded of this and it still makes me laugh.