In all my years of driving I have found that those two minutes of cold in the vehicle don't bother me that much while driving it to warm it up. Within two miles the thing is warm enough to blow warm air out of the vents. Aftermarket seat heaters are pretty cheap if you install them yourself. I even put them in my Nissan for winter wheeling comfort!
I think the author of that article is missing the fact that this "cylinder washing" phenomenon happens continuously. Cylinder walls get sprayed with oil, piston rings scrape it off, thin film left, gas gets sprayed and BOOM an explosion happens that roasts all the oil film that was on there. Cycle repeats. It's not that he is not telling the truth (somewhat) but the way it is presented is false. And where does this 40°F thing come from for closed-loop? If that was true any engine that was cold-soaked above 40°F would always run closed loop. That's simply not true, the engine computer goes into closed-loop mode with a variety of factors, none of which are as cold as that temperature he suggests.