You know you all enjoy my stories of the ridiculous stuff that happens to me . . .
Like the most recent incident of a certain person on a forklift backing halfway out of a box truck that the someone who happened to own the pertaining box truck had forgotten to chalk the tires on, thus resulting in the loading dock no longer being there when the forklift was backed out with a load of bumpers on the forks completely unawares of the rolling forward status that the box truck happened to be undergoing at the time 
