It's on..................

[mommucked]

 

[kaiser715]

The Duke anyday... BUT....

 

[Wes]

Chuck parallel parked a train.

 

[karatejosh]

If at first you do not succeed you are not chuck Norris

 

[GotWood]

 

[EdJonesJeeper]

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

[Wes]

Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate.
He rapes his hand.

 

[NCJeyota]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

 

[flatbedtoy]

 

[digginout]

Global warming is a lie. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up

 

[RobMcBee]

 

[flatbedtoy]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[YotaOnRocks]

God said "Let there be light"

Chuck Norris said "Say please"

 

[jeepyj1129]

 

[flatbedtoy]

 

[77GreenMachine]

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

 

[Blaze]

When it rains Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the rain gets Chuck Norris'd.

 

[RobMcBee]

 

[frankenyoter]

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I've been holding my breath on Eastwood. Waiting to see if someone else brought him into the mix.

IMHO Eastwood would kick Norris and Wayne's ass at the same time while chewing a cigar and having a drink.

"Dying ain't much of a livin""!

 

[drkelly]

I've been holding my breath on Eastwood. Waiting to see if someone else brought him into the mix.

IMHO Eastwood would kick Norris and Wayne's ass at the same time while chewing a cigar and having a drink.

"Dying ain't much of a livin""!

Eastwood!

One of the best scenes:

 

[BIGWOODY]

 

[mommucked]

 

[RobMcBee]

I've been holding my breath on Eastwood. Waiting to see if someone else brought him into the mix.

IMHO Eastwood would kick Norris and Wayne's ass at the same time while chewing a cigar and having a drink.

"Dying ain't much of a livin""!

Yep... Clint (IMO) is and always will be the baddest of the bad asses

 

[josh m]

Chucks cologne of choice: the sweet scent of denim and justice.

 

[frankenyoter]

Hey Charles and Marion...