He's a black snake. Don't know what the hell he was doing on top of the door. I've seen him in the flower pots on the front porch before.
I don't think he read the fine print in his contract.... Black snake is welcome under or around the house unless snake decides to come in the house. In the event snake enters the house, snake would be executed by way of shovel.
I spilled my trash on the front porch, hurt my knee on the rail as a was falling back into the house and trying to close the door at the same time. Wife thought it was pretty funny while I was fighting for my life. Pretty embarrassing after I could breathe again.