Backwoods boy
CORNBREAD KILLER
- Joined
- Jan 25, 2010
- Location
- NWNC
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.
Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!
Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
A: Hairballs.
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.
Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!
Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
A: Hairballs.
