Granny
One day at a time...
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2007
- Location
- Cabarrus County (Rimertown)
I ran across this gem in Country magazine... those with little ones should appreciate it. 
Look Ma, One Handed!
After falling on the playground one day, my 8-year-old cousin wiped his hands on his pants and ran home. One was too caked with dirt to come clean, so he arrived with one muddy hand.
His mother saw him sneak in the door. Taking one good look, she pointed him toward the bathroom. "Better go wash your hands, Raynor," she told him.
With a grimace, he asked petulanty, "Both of them?"
"No, only the dirty one," she said. "I want to see how you do it."
Look Ma, One Handed!
After falling on the playground one day, my 8-year-old cousin wiped his hands on his pants and ran home. One was too caked with dirt to come clean, so he arrived with one muddy hand.
His mother saw him sneak in the door. Taking one good look, she pointed him toward the bathroom. "Better go wash your hands, Raynor," she told him.
With a grimace, he asked petulanty, "Both of them?"
"No, only the dirty one," she said. "I want to see how you do it."