JOTD Cowboy Speaks To Indian's Animals

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Cowboy Speaks To Indian's Animals

A cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep up in the Flathead Valley of Montana.


Cowboy:
"Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"


Indian:
"Dog no talk."


Cowboy:
"Hey dog, how's it going?"


Dog:
"Doin' all right."


Indian:
(Look of shock.)


Cowboy:
"Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)


Dog:
"Yep."


Cowboy:
"How does he treat you?"


Dog:
"Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to
the lake once a week to play."


Indian:
(Look of total disbelief.)


Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Indian:
"Horse no talk."


Cowboy:
"Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse:
"Cool."


Cowboy:
"Is this your owner?" (pointing to Indian)


Horse:
"Yep."


Cowboy:
"How's he treat you?"


Horse:
"Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down
often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."


Indian:
(Look of total amazement)


Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


Indian:
"Sheep lie
 
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