JOTD - Hilly Billy Vasectomy

[Granny]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more kids.

The vet told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the vet, 'is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

'The Alabamian said to the vet, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me.

''Trust me,' said the vet.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Mississippi, parts of Georgia, West Virginia and All of Washington DC ...

It is a sign of hope!