I am guessing this is an oldie but I thought it was funny anyway.
Report of missing wife
Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home.
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Officer: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.
Officer: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any outstanding details of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodesfor all light functions license IS HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch on the left front door.
...and then the husband started crying...
Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.
Report of missing wife
Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home.
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Officer: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.
Officer: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any outstanding details of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodesfor all light functions license IS HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch on the left front door.
...and then the husband started crying...
Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.