Granny
One day at a time...
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2007
- Location
- Cabarrus County (Rimertown)
The Kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the
time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher began
calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little
Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually
his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then
sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in
mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what
that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she
said. "But what is so exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know," said
Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had
a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the
time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher began
calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little
Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually
his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then
sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in
mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what
that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she
said. "But what is so exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know," said
Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had
a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
damn.....