JOTD

[ManglerYJ]

Why did the blonde astronomer put a pound of ground beef in her bathroom?


She heard that there was supposed to be a meat-i-er shower that night.

 

[trailhugger]

a pund of ground beef

you got that right

 

[bowtieman55]

bbboooooooooooo...

 

[y2kcrawler]

Did she have some corn with that meat? Cause that was all sorts of corny...

 

[ManglerYJ]

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Tip your waitstaff and try the veal!

 

[criket]

"Yes, I'll take a pund of veal to go please."


Edit: dang it, you edited your original post. Now I'm not so funny.

 

[trailhugger]

 

[Reid]

F

 

[BrianGreen]

A

 

[Jeff H]

I

 

[ManglerYJ]

L

 

[BrianGreen]

Hey, We finally got one!

 

[ManglerYJ]

perhaps my other joke would have been a better lead off.

Why does Elton John play the piano?

Because he sucks on the organ.

That one fails too, but at least it's offensive to some.

 

[Reid]

Hey, We finally got one!

lol, i didnt have much faith when i posted that. thanks for coming through.


and i thought the blonde astronomer joke had a "uranaus" punchline to it?