- Joined
- Mar 19, 2005
- Location
- Raleigh
Five surgeons are talking.
The first says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
The first says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
