JOTD

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Why is it that when you first start dating a woman and the morning after your first time you spend the night together she feels compelled to put on your dirty dress shirt and that's ok?

And why is it that after you've been dating for a few months and it's cold, and she feels perfectly comfortable going through your closet and putting on your favorite sweatshirt and that's ok?

And why is it that after she moves in she begins going through your closet, getting rid of some of your clothes and adopting other t-shirts and sweatshirts and that's ok?

And then why is it that she slips on your shoes to go out in the snow to get the paper in the morning rather than put her own shoes on and that's ok?

But the one time she comes home early from work and you're wearing her underwear, that's not ok?

 

[Your Hot Dog Guy!]

Ouch! lol

 

[Reid]

lol.....thats easily prevented. dont marry a woman who wears the same size underwear as you!

 

[Granny]

Tom, this sounds more like a personal experience than a JOTD!

...sorry, I knew someone would do it... might as well be me!

 

[Jweezy]

Man walks into a convience store late one night. Asks the clerk for three boxes of condoms. Clerk asks the man if he needs a bag, he replies, "No, shes not that ugly".

 

[nctom]

Nice to know our police force has a sense of humor!
Good one, Tom.

Here is one... Officer pulls over a car and approaches the driver's window. "License and registration please". The man looks over at his wife and screams "Didnt you hear him?!! You stupid, ugly, no account, excuse for a woman! Get him the blankity blank registration out of the frickin glove box"! She does as her husband requested and calmly hands it to him. He jerks it out of her hand, curses her some more for being so slow about it. The Officer leans down, looks at the woman, and asks " Ma'am does he always treat you this badly"?
She smiles and replies... Nope, Only when he is drinking!

 

[cgm147]

lol