Tom@Hilltop_Machine
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2005
- Location
- Rural Retreat, VA
Two old ladies are sitting outside on a bench in front of their nursing home so they can enjoy smoking. Suddenly the sky begins to mist rain. Being avid smokers, the ladies stay put but their cigs are getting damp. One old lady pulls out a condom and slips it over her cig and continues to smoke while her friend's smoke droops and finally goes out. The second old lady asks the first one what that "thing" is and the first replies, "It's a condom. You get them at the drug store." The second old lady is amazed and vows to get some for herself.
Not too long after this incident, the second old lady finds herself at the local pharmacy in front of a huge display of condoms. Perplexed, she is approached by a friendly young male clerk. "How can I help you?" he asks. "I need condoms," says the old woman. The clerk eyes the ancient one and can't imagine her "needing" a condom, but he mans up anyway. "What kind would you like, ma'am?" "Oh, I don't know. Whatever will fit a Camel."
Not too long after this incident, the second old lady finds herself at the local pharmacy in front of a huge display of condoms. Perplexed, she is approached by a friendly young male clerk. "How can I help you?" he asks. "I need condoms," says the old woman. The clerk eyes the ancient one and can't imagine her "needing" a condom, but he mans up anyway. "What kind would you like, ma'am?" "Oh, I don't know. Whatever will fit a Camel."
