mommucked
Endeavoring to persevere
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2011
- Location
- Rural Apex n.c.
A gold prospector and mountain man comes down from the mountains to the small goldrush town. he kicks the door open to the saloon and stomps in the door loudly announcing " I'm Wild Jack Johnson, golddigger, trapper, indian killer, and the meanest mountain man alive, I kill bears w my bare hands, fight mountain lions and fear no man or animal ". The bartender asks what''ll it be. Jack says " I want the biggest steak you got, rare, some of your finest beers, a bath and the roughest toughest whore in town, I mean a real wildcat" the bartender tells him theres a room at the top of the stairs w a hot bath ready, and i'll send the girl w some beers up right away while we grill your steak. Jack stomps up the stairs 4 at a time. Inside the room he splashes the water in the bathtub and takes off his filthy boots, clothes and turns around to see 4 bottles of beer on the table and a muscular woman naked from the waste down, bent over and grabbing her ankles. He shouts " darlin how did you know that's how I wanted to do it?" and she says " I didnt, I just figured you wanted to open them beers first "
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