JOTD

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?"

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone, smiled and replied...
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game will be over!”

 

[rodney eppes]

Floyd's Barber Shop, & Dopie OPPS, I mean Opie!

 

[Granny]

Speakin' of the barber shop...

A little girl went to the barbershop with her father.
She was standing next to the barber chair, eating a
snack cake while her dad got his hair cut.

The barber smiling at her said, "Sweetheart, you're
gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

"I know," she replied. "I'm gonna get titties too."

 

[McCracken]

damn.

 

[rodney eppes]

 

[mommucked]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?"

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone, smiled and replied...
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game will be over!”

..........that sound's like the way gubmnt works these days