JOTD

[trailhugger]

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?






.... Get your drunk @$$ off the merry-go-round!

 

[rodney eppes]

 

[Jeff B]

hey, are you picking on me?

I have been drunk on the merry-go-round more times than I can remember.

 

[Croatan_Kid]

I was thinking of pulling my .45 and taking care of the lion But being wasted on a merry-go-round sounds like more fun!

 

[Granny]

Is that really a joke, or have you actually seen Shawn do this? We really wanna know!

 

[BrianM]

Is that really a joke, or have you actually seen Shawn do this? We really wanna know!

They say comedians get their material from real life experiences

 

[Dylan W.]

A baby seal runs into a club.....

 

[livetorun]

A priest, a monk, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

 

[RatLabGuy]

An NC State graduate walked into a bar, followed by a fellow from Duke & UNC.
Guy from Wake walks up, looking at all the idiots laying on the ground, and ducks his head.