Granny
One day at a time...
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2007
- Location
- Cabarrus County (Rimertown)
Police Stop An Amish Buggy
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to St.Jacob’s when a traffic
officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you
that the triangle reflector on the back of your buggy is about to fall off."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about
the broken reflector. He said he would fix it immediately.
"Also," said the woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with
the emergency brake."
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to St.Jacob’s when a traffic
officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you
that the triangle reflector on the back of your buggy is about to fall off."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about
the broken reflector. He said he would fix it immediately.
"Also," said the woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with
the emergency brake."