Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy......Nothing!
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy......Nothing!
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
