Tom@Hilltop_Machine
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2005
- Location
- Rural Retreat, VA
A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear
on his Roof.
He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad
for Up North Bear Removers.
He called the number listed and the Bear Remover said he'd be over within an
hour.
The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
Baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily
scarred Old pit bull.
What are you going to do? the homeowner asked.
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go
up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van.
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. What's the shotgun for? The
homeowner asked.
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog.
on his Roof.
He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad
for Up North Bear Removers.
He called the number listed and the Bear Remover said he'd be over within an
hour.
The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
Baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily
scarred Old pit bull.
What are you going to do? the homeowner asked.
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go
up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van.
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. What's the shotgun for? The
homeowner asked.
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog.