JOTD

[mommucked]

Six deer hunters who had never met arrived at a remote hunting camp to hunt the opening week of the season. The outfitter showed them the nice lodge w kitchen, bath and 3 bedrooms w 2 double beds in each room. The hunters enjoyed a nice dinner and drinks afterward. While talking about the sleeping arraingements Stan announced he was a terrible snorer and his snoring could cause problems. Dave volunteered to bunk w Stan and explained he was dog tired and no amount of snoring would stop him from sleeping that night. The next morning Dave had bloodshot sleepy eyes and a big bedhead hairdoo and complained he had'nt slept all night and someone else must share the room w Stan tonight. Steve said he would do it and he made some earplugs from cigarrette butts. Steve dragged his tired ass to breakfast the next morning, and proclaimed he had not slept the whole night long from Stans very loud snoring so Burt volunteered to stay in the room w Stan that night. The next morning Burt was bright eyed and bushytailed, obviously well rested and Stan was late to breakfast. Steve and Dave asked Burt how he managed to sleep w all that racket going on. 6'5" 360 lb. Burt explained that he had simply tucked Stan into bed and kissed him goodnight before turning in himself................







and that Stan sat up in bed, and carefully watched HIM sleep, ALL NIGHT LONG.

 

[rodney eppes]