Jeff B
Thanos was right
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2006
- Location
- Lincolnton N.C.
Why females should avoid a "girls’ night out" after they are married………
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight…."I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT........Right?)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘Oh shit!’, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then fell over the coffee table and farted."
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight…."I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT........Right?)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘Oh shit!’, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then fell over the coffee table and farted."
right there.