JeepURE
New Member
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2007
- Location
- Lexington, NC
Mrs. Pennywhicket was a 74 year old church organist, who had never married. No one could even remember a time when she hadn't been the organist, and everyone thought of her as their extra grandmother.
One day, her pastor came to visit. She sat him down in her old fashioned parlour, and went to make tea. As he sat facing her old hammond organ, he noticed a condom sitting in a bowl of water. He tried very hard not to think about it, and to pretend he didn't see it, but at the end of the visit he just had to ask her about it.
"Oh that!" she replied with a smile. "I found a whole package of them while walking in the park. The label said,'place on organ, keep wet: prevents disease', and you know, I haven't had a cold or the flu all year!"
One day, her pastor came to visit. She sat him down in her old fashioned parlour, and went to make tea. As he sat facing her old hammond organ, he noticed a condom sitting in a bowl of water. He tried very hard not to think about it, and to pretend he didn't see it, but at the end of the visit he just had to ask her about it.
"Oh that!" she replied with a smile. "I found a whole package of them while walking in the park. The label said,'place on organ, keep wet: prevents disease', and you know, I haven't had a cold or the flu all year!"
Good one...and it reminds me of another one..for the garage sometime.