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Ray VanBuren

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Joined
Jul 26, 2005
Location
Shelby,NC
A
> > motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
> > inflamed
> > appendix. The doctors
> > operated and advised
> > him that all was well.
> >
> > However, the patrolman kept feeling
> > something pulling at the hairs
> > in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery
> > and the doctors hadn't
> > told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
> > hospital gown up
> > enough so he could look at what was making him so
> > uncomfortable.
> >
> > Taped firmly
> > across his pubic hair
> > were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that
> > doesn't come off
> > easily.
> >
> > Written in
> > large black letters was
> > the sentence:
> > "Get
> > well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over
> > last
> > week..."
 
ha...... ha.
 
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