JOTD

[rokntoy]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.











The teacher told him to go down to principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.





Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.









'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

 

[Texsun]

HAHA very nice! by the way this is my first post on this forum!

 

[Cherokeekid88]

So there are these 2 guys that work together. One day the guy comes in and talks about what an amazing night he had the night before. He talked about how he had this great sex with his wife and it was just awesome. The other guys says, man how do you do it? How do you get your wife in the mood? The guy says " I just say this poem to her and she goes crazy" The other guy says, "How does the poem go?"
The guy says " Well, I look at my wife and I say...blonde hair, blond hair, eyes so blue, I love you so much and making love to you" and then she just goes crazy. So the next day the other guy comes in all beat to hell. He has a black eye and scratches all over his face. The guy said " what happened to you man?" The other guy says " I told my wife a poem to try and get her in the mood, then she beat me up" What did you tell her? The other guy says " Nappy head Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your ass over I'd **** you like a dog"