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ok, i have 35 minutes to watch a video about texting and driving. how about this: DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE

that took 5 seconds.

hold on i've got a 30 min video on why not to smoke crack, followed by a 30 min video on why not to slam your dick in a car door.


do we really need videos overstating the obvious, i'm not knocking the video but we're not in high school anymore.
 
transman731 said:
ok, i have 35 minutes to watch a video about texting and driving. how about this: DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE

that took 5 seconds.

hold on i've got a 30 min video on why not to smoke crack, followed by a 30 min video on why not to slam your dick in a car door.


do we really need videos overstating the obvious, i'm not knocking the video but we're not in high school anymore.
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Wait Wait Wait you are saying I should NOT slam my dick in a car door? What if it's while I drive down the road texting pictures of it to my random phone numbers?
 
People still text?

The only text messages I ever get are from people with iPhones. I solve this problem by associating as little as possible with people who own iPhones.
 
retroedaddy said:
Wait Wait Wait you are saying I should NOT slam my dick in a car door? What if it's while I drive down the road texting pictures of it to my random phone numbers?
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If you can simultaneously drive while seated in the drivers seat and slam your dick in the door, then by all means, don't let anything stop you but pain. I'll be the first to admit, if that's the case, that I'm a little jealous. Nohomo.
 
That's crazy, what kinda hermit has a home phone and no cell phone. My family hasn't used a landline in atleast ten years

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i actually like texting (although not good at it, you know, fat fingers little keyboard), it stops all the non-sense bullshit that ends up in conversation.
it doesn't help that i hate a telephone, i'm one of those people that can't stand to talk on the phone. if you call me, tell me what you want, then lets end the conversation. i don't have time for needless chit-chat.
 
transman731 said:
hold on i've got a 30 min video on why not to smoke crack, followed by a 30 min video on why not to slam your dick in a car door.
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I once slamed my dick in the car door. Warped the fawking door, now I use my dick as a prybar to open my car door. :D
 
Apparently some people need to watch this video. If it saves one life, it was worth making.
 
shawn said:
People still text?

The only text messages I ever get are from people with iPhones. I solve this problem by associating as little as possible with people who own iPhones.
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YEah you dont text you just goog talk, hangout what the fuck ever...so do I understand it is ok to goog chat and drive while drinking a beer and speeding in a work zone, but texting and driving is bad, right....oh yeah all that while towing over weight with bald tires.
 
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