Kids are fun

UncleWillie

UncleWillie

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So this afternoon we were marveling about how neither kid had been to the er yet. Well, fast forward a couple of hours, and Heath tried picking up V and running with her. And he fell. V has a fractured tibia. Fun stuff. She and Steph just got home.
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I'm feeling the kids are fun thing today too. Ever had a kid puke so bad the door panel had to come off for clean up?

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Poor guy. We were on our way to a birthday party for his sister's friend and he was most upset that he ruined her day.
 
LBarr2002 said:
I'm feeling the kids are fun thing today too. Ever had a kid puke so bad the door panel had to come off for clean up?

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Poor guy. We were on our way to a birthday party for his sister's friend and he was most upset that he ruined her day.
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A few years back I was going to get a car, and I had to sit and wait for traffic to clear. A few cars up, an SUV jerked off into a parking lot, and both driver and front passenger bailed out. They ran to the back passengers door, and snatched out a carseat, complete with child. When they pulled the child out of the seat it was covered from knees to neck in poop. I nearly ran off in the ditch remembering

When Jared was in diapers he was screaming in pain. So we took his temp. I held down his shoulders, the ex lubed the thermometer, and poked it up his poop chute. When she pulled it out there came a green stream that covered her from.her knees to her firey red hair. I started to laugh. He then proceeded to pee all over me. From waist to neck. He felt better. We had to shower and do laundry.
 
My kids: The oldest left a trail of poo from an extermely overflowing diaper over half of a Maxway.
youngest allowed me to buy about 30 new shirts ...... by spitting or throwing up on me on a regular basis.

The grandtwins: wife and daughter out running around one day and heard a wierd noise and a giggle from the girls carseat.
Turned around to see her playing with a handful of poo ..... and already had from head to foot!
 
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