Kids these days

jeepinmatt

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So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child.

This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a F**king PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweetie and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.

Things immediately go back to the the way they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache.

I then decide to ruin their day.

I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, "what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all?" I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare.

I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
 
I love it! Next time you are going to Burger King I'll buy. I was in Lowe's in a hurry and while checking out the woman with young children behind me started piling up her purchases on the counter blocking the credit card scanner. I looked back at her and decided to take my stuff to another cash register. Problem was I had tied up the first cash register so first line became stalled and woman started cussing loudly attracting every ones attention while I was checking out at another line.
 
REALLY COOL Stories!:lol: I try to stay as far away as possible, from uncontrolled children! I would ask Robert D. Raiford, but he doesn't respond to my letters or mail, > What's up with people in a line, doesn't matter What line or where, but they will stand so far apart, I ask them if They ARE, in line? Used to be people would push up against you, making you wonder if they were pick-pockets! Now days, they will be 8-10 feet apart; Scared of a Fart? [did i ryme that? haha]:p
 
Y'all do realize it's not my story, right? That's why I posted a link first. But if it makes it better you can pretend it was me because it sounds like something I would do.
 
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who cares who's story it is its exactly what i was hoping was gonna happen. and is definitely something i would do
 
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